Hansel and Gretel

Hansel and Gretel
Hansel and Gretel meet Nanny Pelosi
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Thursday, December 1, 2011

The politics of oil


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.


                    The man replies, "About a gallon."