Where, oh where -- to put Obama's picture.
George Washington, our nation's first president, and leader of the American Revolution!
Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation through its darkest time!
Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the Treasury, and leader of the constitutional convention!
Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory", fought the British in New Orleans!
Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!
Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist, and leading author of the Constitution.
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!
Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate.
Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an "honor" he richly deserves.